That whiteboard in the middle of our hall that's supposed to be scribbled with important information about upcoming events, birthdays, and news has been recently altered into a most pressing "question of the week" outlet.
"Watch P.S. I Love You with girlfriends and have a good cry."
"There's only one guy out there for you, so be glad you're not investing in the wrong one anymore."
"Ignore his existence."
"John Tucker must DIE!! Just sayin."
"Go surfing."
"Everything happens for a reason!"
"Tell everyone you know he's gay."
"Threaten to blackmail him."
"I wish I knew..."
"Get with a girl."
"Eat an unlimited supply of chocolate."
"Find value in your identity with God, not your 'marital' status. Be strong, grieve, and have fellowship with your girlfriends."
"Find another hottie!"
"Go to WalMart."
"If you're sad because you think the last guy was great, just think about the amazing guy that God is planning for you."
"Go out with the best guys ever...Ben and Jerry!"
"Delete him on Facebook."
"Get with another one...named Jesus."
So there ya go, Sally...there ya go.
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